va-jay-jay sweater
a hairy p-ssy, usually one that is thick and matted over like those heavy holiday sweaters with tangled p-b-s like they’ve been woven by amish elves. yeah, imagine trying to f-ck that!
dolph: d-mn, bro. i just had my hand down frita’s pants!
gregor: score, dude!
dolph: not so fast, holmes. i couldn’t even get my fingers in her p-ssy.
gregor: seriously? was she fightin’ it?
dolph: naw, man. her hair down there was impenetrable.
gregor: whoa.
dolph: yeah, bud. it was like she had a va-jay-jay sweater
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