Vacasturbation
a vacation in which all you do is m-st-rb-t-.
joe:”hey where’s frank i havn’t seen him in the office?”
scott: “hes on his vacasturbation , won’t be back for 2 weeks.”
joe: “woah i hope he brought enough lube!”
scott: “three boxes worth actually.”
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spending intermittent hours/weeks/months on-line at work and at home to figure out where the next awesome place to escape to is, to get away from all this f-cking bullsh-t.
the only thing i can afford right now is a vacasturbation.
if it weren’t for a vacasturbation, i’d be stuck playing with my kids.
if it weren’t for a vacasturbation, i’d be stuck talking to my partner/spouse/husband/wife/kids/friend/family-relation/other.
we’ll start the meeting as soon as i’m done with my vacasturbation. and don’t repeat that.
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