Vacation Head
when a person does not accomplish anything at work because all they think about is their upcoming vacation.
shane: “jason please complete your work before you leave for vacation.”
jason: “no problem boss, i will have that done today.”
shane: “hey, did jason complete his work before vacation?”
craig: “h-ll no, that lazy b-st-rd had vacation head.”
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