vacation legs
sitting uncomfortably in the same position where you can’t move your legs. it usually takes place while in a crowded car, bus, or plane for a long period of time. it will give you the urge to stand up and stretch your legs out.
ohh man i’ve got to stand up. i have vacation legs real bad.
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