Vacation Warp


the time warp you realize you have entered when returning from vacation. some things are vaguely familer, some things time has stood still, and yet others are in a dimension yet to be discovered.
dude 1: what’s happening since i have been gone?

dude 2: are you kidding me? what kind of vacation warp are you in?

dude 1: (half-zombied) did i miss something?

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