vaccum
a word presumably used by those who do not know that the correct spelling is “vacuum”.
guy: hey, this vacc-m really sucks things up!
girl: don’t you mean the “vacuum” does?
5 more definitions
a person who your trying to avoid but sucks you back into talking to them repeatedly.
“dude ashley is such a vacc-m to you!”
“ugh i know, i promised myself i wouldnt talk to her but i couldnt help it!”
one who sucks face with someone, to the point of swallowing his or her head.
did you see nichole in the hallway with her boyfriend? what a vacc-me!
a cleaning utensil, commomly used to fight people, and threaten people or cats.
i’m gonna whoop your -ss with this vacc-m!
a “cleaning” device that can be made many different ways, but door knocking salesman will sell you the same piece of junk for a thousand dollars. don’t buy it. go to wal-mart and get one on clearence -hint- (they all work the same)
kirby vacc-ms($1500), oreck($800), rainbow($1300), filter queen($1800)
the mouth of a female
aka: c-m vacuum
guy 1: i dont want my -j-c-l-t- matter to go to waste. what do i do?
guy 2: don’t you have a girlfriend?
guy 1: oh yeah. i could use her vac-c-m to get rid of it.
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