vaccum fuck


a compet-tion where f-gs insert their p-n-ses into a vacuum while it is running and see who can p-ss the most blood.

the loser has to shove 6 used condoms filled with toy cars into is bung hole and then go get an x-ray
after losing that vacc-m f-ck im not sure what hurts more, my d-ck or my -n-s.

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