vacuum wrapped sausage
to have one’s erect p-n-s deflate and fall limp while attempting to put on a condom before s-xual intercourse. this phenomena can sometimes be attibuted to the de-sensitizing feeling of wearing a condom. sometimes, a sound similar to a deflating balloon can be heard, but this noise is actually from the flow of air into the the condom’s vacuum left by the shrinking p-n-s.
dude that poor guy was about to lose his virginity to shrudi but when he tried to put on a condom his p-n-s went flaccid and became a vacuum wrapped sausage.
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