vafuum
a fun-vacuum: somebody with the ability to suck every ounce of fun out of a room, whether intentionally or not, at the most inopportune of times.
to alert others of the presence of a vafuum, one may make the sounds or mime the actions of an invisible vacuum cleaner sucking up the fun. it is also commonplace to ask others to lift their legs/arms up, because there’s a bit of fun hidden under there that the vafuum missed on its first p-ss.
an extreme case of vafuum-ing is known as a moav – mother of all vafuums.
{in a deep voice} ‘alright guys, i reckon you should just keep it down, we’ve got a meeting in the morning and i reckon it’s just unprofessional.’
‘f-cking h-ll, nick, stop being such a vafuum.’ {pretending to use vacuum cleaner} ‘vvvvvvvvvvv….’
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