vag badge
a female cop, i.e. has absolutely no power
female cop: freeze
dude: f-ck you vag badge -walks away-
female cop: -shoots him-
dude: weakling…
a tattoo above a woman’s v-g-n-. but not on the stomach. more in the pelvic region.
it’s usually somethine white trash, like roses, or a moon.. with a name in it?
(this is the frontal version of the tramp stamp)
“i got my vag badge because i wanted a $7000 ring from my boyfriend”
another word for the teal colored ribbon that symbolizes “ovarian cancer awarness”
carrie did you get your “vag badge” magnet at the benefit? i already put mine on my car to show support for my aunt that died from ovarian cancer.
when your fingering a chic, sucking her cl-t, and m-ssaging her breast all at the same time.
what the f-ck was that guy doing, it’s clear he doesn’t have his vagbadge.
man i’m h-rny as f-ck tonight, i just wanna get some d-ck in. before that though, i better make sure that guy has his vagbadge.
a tattoo on, or coming up from the crotch.
guy 1: dude! did you see the vag badge on that chick?!
guy 2: no! what’d it look like?!
guy 1: the wings of an eagle!
guy 2: sweeeet.
girl: i hear they call her fire crotch because she has a flaming tiger for a vag badge.
a tramp stamp located on the front of a female’s body in the lower stomach or groin area above the v-g-n-, hence the name.
she dropped her pants and we all saw her vag badge.
what a girl earns by having s-x with another girl because it’s cool to be bis-xual.
lola: “i hear lisa hooked up with jessica lat night.. i didn’t know she liked girls..”
sarah: “nah, she doesn’t really, she just wanted to get her vag badge..”
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