vag bag
when a female squats atop a sleeping individual and puts her v-g-n- in their face. the girl variation of the tea bag.
tom: omg! i woke up with linda’s crust crotch in my face!
glen: dude, that sucks! she vag bagged you good.
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when a female leaves a camel-toe imprint on yo fo-head! (the female version of a tea-bag)
he felt a warm wetness- and a blinding flash jerked him awake in time to realize he just got his picture taken with a vag bag… just then he understood the importance of not p-ssing out first at parties…
it’s like when a boy tea bags someone, except it’s when a girl does it, with a v-g-n- instead of a p-n-s.
girl:vag bag!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your v-g-n-.
girl: and it’s called a vag bagg!!
group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it’s by a girl dumb-ss. what boy has a v-g-n-?
a female individual or group of women who is/are void of intelligence, sense of humor, wit;
women who are pretentious, rude, selfish, arrogant and vain.
female equivalent to the male ‘douchebag.’
a woman who is mildy r-t-rded, stupid or cr-ss.
jade: she tried to take my man and she’s a nasty ho.
mark: sounds like a real vagbag.
the act of a woman tea-bagging anyone on any fps (first person shooters)
“dude,your girlfriend just vag-bagged me in halo 3”
acronym for fat upper p-ssy, the roll of fat located just above a chunky woman’s crotch. see also fup.
my hand would have made it all the way to the honey pot, but it was blocked by the vagbag
vagbag is the female version of t-bagging. when a girl hits someone with her v-g-n-.
man, that girl just vagbagged her friend.
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