vag blindness
the blindness that occurs when you don’t notice that the current girl you’re hooking up with looks like your ex.
when you’re so into the new vagene that you can’t see the vag forest through the vag trees.
how do you not see that sally looks exactly like jennifer?!? you’ve got the vag blindness.
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