vag-collector
a player that hooks up with women, solely to “be the very best, like no one ever was”. just like in pokémon, where the player collects badges; the vag-collector collects v-g-n-s.
girl 1: hey this cute guy asked me out, should i go out with him?
girl 2: don’t bother, you’re just a number to him; he’s a total vag-collector.
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