vag cork
slang for tampon, rather cr-ss, if you ask me
man i’m bleeding like crazy! i’m gonna go stuff in a vag cork.
a v-g-n- cork. -n-lagous to a ‘c-ck-block’ for males. a vagcork is a person whose actions inhibit successful mating behavior for the female victim.
pr-nounced vaj-cork.
that really hot guy was coming on to me at whole foods until karen, the big vagcork, started yammering about getting lots of yogurt so i could cure my bad gas.
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