Vag Degreaser

first you take boiling water and pour it on her meat curtains to tenderize. then you fist f-ck her to loosen her up. you then hook jumper cables to her c-nt and pull it wide. spread your -sshole and drop a huge diarrhea sh-t into her sn-tch. shove a sewer rat into her c-nt, and then cut off her p-ssy lips with a rusty axe. make her lick the blood off the axe. while the blood is flowing hook up the attached jumper cables to a battery and cauterize her bl–dy c-nt closed. take the axe and begin to slice open her brown eye. take a power nap. use a drill and bore a hole through her -ss to her sn-tch. rip open her c-nt. pour margarita mix into her -ss and let it drain through the whole till it drips out her p-ssy. drink up. take the sh-t covered drip and rip a hole through her cheeks. by now you have the biggest, stiffest, moist chode. pork the cheek hole till you nut through the other cheek hole. take another power nap. you then fill her v-g-n- with motor oil, lighting it on fire and searing her sn-tch. (beware; the motor oil will be dripping out of the b-tthole due to the drill hole. so watch your feet) then you dip your meat stick in b-tter, roll it in frosted flakes. you then force your tube steak into the flaming gold mine, deep frying your one eyed trouser snake. then thrust it deep in her throat, causing her to barf on your crispy deep fried chode meat. stuff the remaining puke chunks in her fur burger, thus sealing the hole connecting the glory cave and the p–p chute.
“what did you and john do for yalls anniversary?” ” he took me to a candle lit dinner on the sh-r-. he suprised me with the vag degreaser. it was so romantic.”