Vag-Hermit


a guy who’s so stuck up his wife’s cooch that he can’t wipe his own -ss without permission
“the bar? hold on, dude. lemme ask the wifey real quick…i’m such a vag-hermit!”

-or-

“what’chu mean i can’t hang out at jerry’s? just cuz sarah’ll be there…you serious??”

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