Vag mouth
the worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don’t actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.
david awoke with an almighty big bertha next him and could smell his vag mouth.
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that fishy breath you taste after eating out a gross wh-r-.
d-mn whats that smell? im sorry man courtney gave me a serious case of vag mouth
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- Vagonym
an synonym for v-g-n-. “i prefer to use the oprah approved vagonym, va-jay-jay to describe my v-g-n-!”
- Vagonnaise
the white, frothy mixture of male and female c-m after a long night of s-x. usually it is very prominent in the pubic hair region of the male partner. it makes for a wonderful natural lubricant. “man, i banged this chick last night til my c-ck hurt! there was vagonnaise everywhere!” “mmmm… i love vagonnaise!”
- vajayginator
the terminator version of a female’s vajayjay. it sound more threatening female: dude! get away or i’ll blast you with my vajayginator!!!!!!!
- Vanarial Grapefruit
1)when a man has elephant-tis of the t-st-cl-s and they become the size of a grapefruit. 2)when a man gets laid a lot and people blame it on his ‘vanarial grapefruit’s. dude that guy has got some ‘vanarial grapefruit’.
- Vanderpas
a s-xy beast beyond belief. “yo girl you look smokin’.” “i’m hot like vanderpas right now.”