vag pearl


while inspecting the female jewels for cleanliness and aroma, the unsuspecting person finds a ball of toilet paper between the lips of the v-g-n-.
john was fingering jane last night and found a vag pearl; he hasn’t talked to that dirty b-tch since.
the hardened little bead of toilet paper found in the v-g-n- during oral s-x left over from the last wipe. can be considered rare and used as gum!
i was really licking her vag hard and found a vagpearl.

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