Vagaphalactic Shock
a condition seen in the male gender when his t-st-cl-s physically begin to shrivel up and die, and he is unwilling or unable to make any decisions for himself. this condition occurs when a male’s will and drive is overun by a female, and the male sits back and lets it happen.
vagaphalactic shock in action.
foreman: sorry guys… that was my chick she wants me to come home so we can go to garden world.
guys: wtf!
foreman: omg! something is happening… my b-lls they are shrinking!!
guy 1: holy sh-t!! he’s going into vagaphalactic shock, quick get some vaginephrine!!
guy 1: i knew it!! its vagaphalactic shock!!…hurry hit him with 200cc of vaginephrine!!
a condition seen in the male gender when his t-st-cl-s physically begin to shrivel up and die, and he is unwilling or unable to make any decisions for himself. this condition occurs when a male’s will and drive is overun by a female, and the male sits back and lets it happen.
foreman: sorry guys… that was my chick she wants me to come home so we can go to garden world.
guys: wtf!
foreman: omg! something is happening… my b-lls they are shrinking!!
guy 1: i knew it!! its vagaphalactic shock!!…hurry hit him with 200cc of vaginephrine!!
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