vagaritto
(vaj-i-rito. rhymes with “burrito”)
when a woman takes a frozen burrito out of the freezer, and heats it up to perfection by sticking it into her v-g-n-. if she is able to have an -rg-sm by doing this, this is called a “burritagasm”.
guy- “d-mnit, i’m so hungry, but i can’t get anything to heat up this burrito!
girl- “hold on, i’ll give you a vagaritto.”
guy- “that’s disgusting. but that burritagasm you’re having is kinda s-xy”
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