vagault
a vault like cavity located deep inside the v-g-n- that can be used to store collectibles. most vagaults are kept locked with a key that can be easily replicated with copper tubing and a bobby pin.
“i found some diamonds in sally’s vagault last night when i was fingering her. i p-wned them this morning for crack money.”
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