Vagavalanch
a sudden, unexpected deluge of v-g-n- in a mans life. random, co-incidental occurances of ‘strange’. its a mystical experience. its a mystery of the universe. a billion $ question. however, those who are familiar with it, never question it. can typically last hours, days, even weeks. any longer and you’re tiger woods.
brad: “so, brendie, we haven’t talked in like 2 weeks. are you dating anyone?”
brendan: “its vagavalanch season!”
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a v-g-n- whose queefs are uncommonly loud; a v-g-n- whose queefs sound similar to that of a tiny elephant’s horn. though jenny tried to cover up her vagephant’s queefs with her coughs, the queefs were so loud that jimmy noticed and laughed anyway.
- Vaginal Malaria
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- Vaginata
its when a woman is tied up like a pinata and her pleasure hole is stuffed with hard candy (jolly ranchers, life savers, etc) and the man beats the woman’s p-ssy with his c-ck until the candy falls out. this is a great way to start a party. i met a nasty girl last night […]
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