vagcepted
kinda like when plants lean towards the sun. when you’ve been with your partner for so long your d-ck automatically gravitates towards their v-g-n-. you have been vagcepted.
‘last night i was trying to talk to billy but alice came home and i kept automatically turning towards the door, f-cking vagcepted peni.’
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