vagdometer
neologism of the evening:
vagdometer (noun)
vajj-dohm-et-er
merican
an allusion to the literal mileage on any given v-g-n-.
it was palpable in the hooker’s stance that her vagdometer had rolled over years ago—–and at least twice since then
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