Vage Monkey


a vage monkey is an insult for a person who looks like they might dwell in a large v-g-n-.
that guy is such a f-$#& vage monkey!

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    when you’ve had so much s-x that your v-g-n-l region hurts like h-ll the next day, but dang, it was worth it. when hillary awoke the next morning with a throbbing v-g-n- hangover, she vowed never to have s-x again.

  • vagina-faced pussy monger

    the v-g-n- faced p-ssy monger is a female cousin of the d-ck faced c-ckmaster. its mouth is used, not only to eat the gel like film created by the master (which leads to pregnancy), but also as a p-ssage for the master to burrow into when stiff from excitement that v-g-n–faced p-ssy monger was beautiful.

  • Vag Shot

    a picture of a girls p-ssy, often sent via text message. jim- can i get a vag shot? sara- no i’m headed to bed.

  • Vajarlos

    v-g-n- of carlos romeo mahupil velasco hey, vajarlos, what are you doing today?

  • vagypuss

    (pr-nounced vaj-ee-puss) derogatory term for a male who acts feminine, weak, or in any uncool manner; a guy who is a big, big p-ssy. clinton: sorry guys, i can’t go out tonight. i have too much latin homework to do! charlie: dude, don’t be such a vagypuss.


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