vageiner
when a girl has a p-n-s and she tells no one
hey whats that in your pants.” oh its just my vageiner.”
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a v-g-n- and a weiner put together
you have a vageiner haha
someone or something that is consistently lame.
harrison has been a vageiner all week, it’s getting old.
a p-n-s that is fatter than it is long; fat and flat enough that the urethra opening resembles a v-g-n-.
“you sir are a vageiner,”
“so my boyfriend was fingering my vageiner,”
“i cannot physically penetration my girlfriend because my p-n-s is a vageiner”.
a v-g-n- that resembles a p-n-s (weiner)
wow em! i never knew you had a vageiner
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