Vagelvin
1) having to do with the underwear of a female entering the v-g-n-l slit to such an extent that retrieval is a near impossibility. 2) female version of a melvin. 3) in certain instances it is possible for a man to experience this version of a melvin, but only when a mangina is present
see also: ninja boot, vadgie, fwedgie, melvin.
1) after walking around the mall all day and spending her husbands hard-earned money, sally had a monster vagelvin.
2) after realizing that i had pleasured his sister on his bed, johnny had one h-ll of a vagelvin.
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