vagermination
noun
1. when a woman m-st-rb-t-s using a ground vegetable and said vegetable remains inserted for such a long period of time that it begins to take root, but seldom reaches full maturity.
“like a d-ld- with multiple, small protuberances, vagermination usually produces added arousal for the veggie f-cker and gives a whole new meaning to the word taproot.”
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