Vaggatical
any extended absence in the s-xual career of a virile, heteros-xual male in order to achieve peace of mind, recover from an std, unplanned pregnancy, or emotional breakdown. an elective rest or hiatus, often lasting from two months to a year from having s-x with multiple female partners. a vaggatical is elective and does not count if erectile disfunction is involved, or if the guy simply cannot get laid.
i was sleeping with five different women during the same two month period when i realized they were all crazy b-tches… i was at a party and four of them were there when i realized it was time to take a vaggatical.
when a girl takes a break from her exhausting s-xual schedule for the purpose of reflection, rest, and refreshment. a s-xual sabbatical for the v-g-n-.
“i’m tired of these sl-ts. they all need to go on vaggatical and let those p-ss-es rest!”
“girlfriend, you’ve been getting around too much. from one sister to another, you need to go on vaggatical.”
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