Vagicore
a medicinal cream that you put a blob onto your hands and fingers, insert deep into your v-g-n- and use to clean the walls of your uteris, as it pleasures you. the cream works best if you reach climax.
the cream acts as a magnet to all the impurities in your v-g-n-. the cream, then, all comes together into a blob with all the impurities in it. after an hour, the blob hardens into a smooth, dirt clod like substance that you can simply remove with a few easy steps.
1. lube up the lips of your v-g-n- with any kind of regular household lubricant. ky jelly works nicely.
2. using both your index and middle fingers on both hands, open up your v-g-n-l walls as far as you can without hurting yourself.
3. push the blob out slowly by constricting the muscles in your v-g-n-.
tips on what to do with the hardened blob:
-feed it to your dog or cat! it’ll clean out their system too (vagicore is not responsible for death of cat or dog)
-preserve it and keep it. it’ll be worth a lot of money if or when you are famous
-throw it out! you dont have to keep it, we’re sure youll want use vagicore again soon enough.
“cindy hadn’t been touched in so long, i knew it was time to get her some vagicore to make sure her whistle was clean.”
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