Vagildo
a d-ld- for those who are in favor of v-g-n-s. instead of a p-n-s shape, the vagildo takes the form of a v-g-n-.
excuse me sir, may i borrow your vagildo? i am in need of pleasuring myself.
1. a d-ld- with a v-g-n- end, so a male and a female can interact in s-xual relations without transferring body fluids. this is a great way to have s-x with your lover without transmitting, herpes, aids, hiv, death, super herpes, the clap, gonorrhea, bps (burning p-n-s syndrome), and oh sh-t my vagniaites. also can be used if your lover has a small p-n-s or incredibly loose v-g-n- resembling the sand monster from star warz. specifically useful for catholics, asians, and abstinent idiots.
2. an extremely offensive insult.
1. man, i’m so happy my small p-n-sed boy friend who happens to have all sorts of std’s got a vagildo. now we can have s-x without care!
2. you’re such a vagildo. (use capital letters to emphasize the strength of your voice)
3. this vagildo is tail gate tested and tail gate approved!
a strap on v-g-n- that is used by “females” who secrete that they have a p-n-s . also, can be used by h-m-s-xual men for extra spice intheir relationship.
guy 1: “yo bromance you got that vagildo on yet?”
guy 2: “yeah man, this thing looks and feels so realll sheeeeet”
a mechanical hand that gives u hand jobs while ur in bed
oh man i want a vagildo!!!!!!!!
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