vagina bandage
a bandage designed specifically for the v-g-n-, in the shape like that of a tampon, used for the sole purpose of helping cuts scr-pes or burns within the v-g-n-l c-n-l. available in multiple designs, sizes, shapes, and colors. for example, spongebob, sparkles, and dora the explorer versions are available.
man i tore the b-tch up so hard last night she’s gonna need a v-g-n- bandage.
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