vagina bat wings
the act of stretching ones l-b– majora to the absolute limit of its elastic capability. usually under the -ssumption that this act of self-destruction is s-xy.
“g-dd-mnit! is that kara’s v-g-n- bat wings? i’m eating breakfast here!”
“isn’t my v-g-n- bat wing s-xy?”
“……………i don’t think we should talk anymore.”
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(noun)the nectar of a v-g-n- in any form;the reaction from a stimulated v-g-n-. “liz is coming over!i predict an 80% chance of v-g-n-l precipitation.”
- Vaginal Regentrification
when your woman shows a deep, deep desire for men “of color” and you have to up your s-xual game to keep her interest. biff: “dude, i saw m-ffy down dancing with deshawn and julio at that club in long beach, what are you going to do?” chip: “i’m going to drag her little pink […]
- vagina smiling
when your v-g-n- is swollen from estrus do you know how the mouse is in estrus? her v-g-n- smiling from all the stimulation of males in the room.
- vaginasaurus ex
an ex-girlfriend or wife who didn’t take your breaking up with her well. a scorn woman intent on revenge on the man who dumped her. like wayne’s ex in waynes world i’m concerned that my friend will suffer an attach from his v-g-n-saurus ex.
- Vagina Trolley
a large v-g-n- used to transport people from one location to another. “the v-g-n- trolley is now boarding!” plfsquish “all aboard!”