vagina discount
when a woman buys drugs from a guy and gets a better amount or a discount. the male dealer gives the woman a better amount simply because they consider her a potential s-x partner and/or find her attractive.
example 1: “i was going to buy off of tony, but i decided to let my friend rachel do it instead. she got hooked up fat! i bet it was the v-g-n- discount.”
example 2: “wow, miranda, you totally got hooked up. he must think you’re hot, because you got the v-g-n- discount”.
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