vagina doodle
a creampie performed with artistic intention. when the man -j-c-l-t-s, he pulls out and c-ms all over the woman’s v-g-n-l opening and l-b–, creating a doodle with his s-m-n. the best doodles are done with women who are shaved, since the bare skin serves as the perfect palette that allows the -j-c-l-t- to form unique and alluring patterns.
i gave her a v-g-n- doodle she’ll never forget.
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