vagina envy
this is what occurs when one female becomes jealous of another.
loretta is the hot new piece around the office, attracting all the guys. vivian has worked at said office for several years and now receives little attention. vivian is frustrated at loretta for this, thus she has v-g-n- envy.
when a man envies a woman because she has a v-g-n- and he does not. similar to p-n-s envy.
man, i have some serious v-g-n- envy.
when a man or woman watches girl on girl p-rn and wants to join in, leaving him/her jealous.
these p-rnstars are so hot, id love to bang both of them. i have such v-g-n- envy for the blonde one especially.
that feeling that your partners v-g-n- have more fun.
“oh maaaan, it sucks i got so much v-g-n- envy today, since my sweetey had 10 -rg-sm, and i had but 1!”
when a man hears about one of his friends sleeping with a woman he is interested in and becomes extremely jealous of the s-x his friend enjoyed.
shawn: did you hear steve scored with isis!?!
rich: so what who cares!
shawn: what’s your problem?
alain: he’s pink with v-g-n- envy…
shawn: ahhh…
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