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“v” is for v-g-n- face!

“v-g-n- face”. alone, it may sound silly, but combined with a nifty hand sign, it’s unstoppable!

make a “v” with your index and middle finger and place the tips of your fingers over your eyes (finger nails out). your nose should be in the middle of the v. much like the “i’ve got my eye’s on you” gesture, but without the follow up pointing. just a v over your face. with this little move, you can now call your office buddy “v-g-n- face”, and no one will be the wiser!

forget “the bird”, give ’em the “v”!
just so my co-worker knows i care, i shoot him the “v” for “v-g-n- face” at the office all the time. this way, he knows that he’s a v-g-n- face without all the hr complications that would result in speaking it out loud in front of others. the words need not be said, the hand signal says it all… “v” is for v-g-n- face!
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means a person has a face or a part of their face that looks like a v-g-n-. made up by two awesome kids who were horrified to find that their evil bus driver subsitute had a v-g-n- face.
ew that old lady has a v-g-n- face.
one who has a face shaped like a v-g-n-.
bob: sabrina’s face looks like a v-g-n-.
steve: what a v-g-n-face!
a guy that acts very emotional like a girl in a relationship. he worries if his girlfriend doesn’t pick up, or text back. he is very attached, and is the girl in the relationship.
man, he is such a v-g-n-face! he has already sent me 3 texts about how i don’t text him back often.!

your such a v-g-n-face. grow some b-lls dude.
the female pubic area that is exposed after getting a brazillian wax.

the male version would be the groin face.
girl to waxer: hey, can you shape it to say “hey baby”?

waxer: sorry lady, your v-g-n- face isn’t big enough to fit that.
to have a face with a v-g-n- on it.
alternatively, to have a face resembling a v-g-n-. this includes facial hair, large lips, and, of course, acne resembling a cl-toris.
matt has such a v-g-n- face! i swear i feel like i have to show proof of id just to look at him!
a derogatory way of referring to a female
example 1:

guy 1: hey you see that v-g-n- face over there
guy 2: h-ll yeah i would put it in her mouth
guy 1: most def!

example 2:

guy 1: i need to get me some v-g-n- face
guy 2: yeah you do! when was the last time you had a girl?
guy 1: shiiiit