Vagina Hand
when you’ve been scratching your v-g-n- and you have v-g-n-l juice on your hands….
when you are scr-pbooking and your friend is diggin through your paper and you tell her not to get her j-zz fingers all over your papers, she lifts her hand and says that’s not my v-g-n- hand this is my v-g-n- hand!!!!! (fingers are pressed together in a manner of m-st-rb-t–n)
the term used for someone’s hand who presents a weak handshake. derived from the soft mushy feeling you are left with after the handshake has occured.
i had a really good feeling about the interview until i discovered the recruiter had v-g-n- hands when i left her office.
1. hands that get cold way too easily
2. a depiction of a v-g-n- using two pairs of hands
michael b-tches all the time because his v-g-n- hands are freezing
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