Vagina Illiterate
one who is oblivious to the looks, feels, in some cases tastes and smells of a v-g-n-. in the sense of actual v-g-n-l interaction. somebody who has never seen a v-g-n- in real life, touched a v-g-n- in real life, gone down on a girl with a v-g-n- in real life. doesn’t know to much about the v-g-n-, other than the fact that girls have them.
guy 1: “so you and your girlfriend were together all night yesterday, have you even tried to make a move dude?!”
guy 2: “uh, of course i have dude! we have been together for over two months! sh-t!”
guy 1: “oh really? so what have you done then? have you even fingered her yet?”
guy 2: uh ofcourse i have! i do it all the time, especially when….when uh, she is wearin skirts! yeah.”
guy 1: “ok bullsh-t! you haven’t made a move have you! if you have then what does a v-g-n- feel like?!”
guy 2: “uhm…. it feels like….uh.. well yuh see…..its kinda like….”
guy 1: ” i knew you! you don’t even know! you are so v-g-n- illiterate !”
guy 2: ” i am not v-g-n- illiterate
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