vagina minutes
so would the act of overestimating the time required to complete a task is called “v-g-n- time”. i mean… in keeping with the definition of “d-ck inches”, v-g-n- minutes are much longer than actual minutes!
“honey i’ll be ready in 10 minutes”, which turns out to be a half hour – this is a perfect example of v-g-n- minutes.
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adj. something that is as good as getting some v-g-n- guy 1: that iphone is so amazing guy 2: yeah its v-g-n-rific!!!!!!!!!!!!
- vagitudinal scale
how severe a girl is giving a guy sh-t. similar to the stafford-simpson scale describing the strength of hurricanes as being 1-5. mich-lle is giving me level three sh-t on the vagitudinal scale, and i am not going to take it! she can go f-ck herself.
- Vagucation
first hand experiences learned while engaged or entwined with a v-g-n-. she gave him a sound vagucation.
- vagurbate
to have one’s p-n-s m-st-rb-t-d by a v-g-n- horses frequently vagurbate on farms and when necessary.
- value city furniture
a furniture store that black people visit when they are waiting for the bus and white people visit when they are finished shopping at hobby lobby but still have time to kill. rarely does someone enter vcf for the purpose of buying furniture. yo foo, it’s cold! let’s get our -sses up in that value […]