vagina monster
1. a fat, wrinkly, saggy, old v-g-n-.
2. disformed v-g-n-.
2. a diss
sally – shut up you ugly disgusting v-g-n- monster!
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a very tight v-g-n- that doesnt let p-n-s in much
trevor:oh my god charlie is a v-g-n- monster
a creature that has a voice like samuel jackson (m-th- f-cka), a bald head, a mustache, and a trident. he has lots of fangs, a beer belly, and a a-shirt with both kinds of “gravy stains.” he has a chode, (definition here meaning wider than long so that it looks like some type of deformed ham) and has the -sshole of a 7 year old. he has a magina on his lower belly that hangs like sleeve of wizard. he is also a lousy r-t-rd. it is unclear if this means he is bad at being r-t-rded or just r-t-rded to the point of inactivity.
“dude, i think that chick gave me crabs last night!” “no, man, i think her v-g-n- monster did one h-ll of a number on you!”
a woman, usually loose in the old ‘wizard’s sleeve’, who is a complete home-wrecker and wh-r-. a v-g-n- monster may lie about being pregnant, engage in fake depression when they aren’t getting enough attention, and in general will lie cheat and steal to get what they want. when their plans invariably go wrong, they will blame everyone else.
-“hey did you hear about her pregnancy? apparently he fell for it a second time!”
-“that b-tch is just the epitome of v-g-n- monsters.”
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- Vagina Reflector
someone or something so hideous that will make a girl stay away from at all costs. guy 1: hi my names jordan, i like p-n-s! girl 1: ewww!! guy 2: dude you’re such a v-g-n- reflector
- vaginstein
one who is smarter than someone with a p-n-s by nature, because they have a v-g-n-. he couldn’t figure out why his car wouldn’t start and being the vaginstein that i am, i had to show him.
- Vagiset
lifting a wussy amount of weight at the gym – that guy is only squating 45 pounds. – ah, he must be doing a vagiset.
- Vagital
refers to the v-g-n- and the general female genital area as a whole. “doctor, i am having an outbreak in my vagital area.”
- Vagrant
vagrant – a person with no real purpose, homeless, unemployed, vague, drifter. or vagrant can be used to describe the scattered, strung out period after being on drugs i feel like a vagrant. i was so fried, i was just wondering around like a vagrant. 6 more definitions a person that exessive drinks, mooches, overstays […]