Vagina mullet
a v-g-n- mullet is when a woman shaves her pubic hair above as well as around the front of her v-g-n-, but leaves copious amounts of thick-dark hair around her -n-s as well as her taint. you will only be able to see this type of style in the doggy position. by deffinition, she will be business in the front and party in the back….except it’s not a gathering of which you would like to attend. no man should have to experience such an atrocity!
awe man did you hook up with that girl from the other night? i did, but she had a v-g-n- mullet man!
v-g-n-l hair trimmed short in the front and long in the back. also the name of a metal band in the early 2000’s, who pr-nounced their t-tle “vah-john-aye-moo-lay” and claimed it was french for “hairy steak”.
“she had a sweet v-g-n- mullet, and i liked it.”
“the band v-g-n- mullet played a rad show!”
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