Vagina Poisoning
the condition that a guy contracts from contact with the v-g-n- of a chick he is totally into. symptoms include telling friends things they totally don’t want to know about your s-x life, holding hands in public, going shoe shopping, and not shutting the f-ck up about your girlfriend for five minutes.
from romeo & juliet, act 1:
romeo
why, such is love’s transgression.
griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast,
which thou wilt propagate, to have it prest
with more of thine: this love that thou hast shown
doth add more grief to too much of mine own.
love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;
being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers’ eyes;
being vex’d a sea nourish’d with lovers’ tears:
what is it else? a madness most discreet,
a choking gall and a preserving sweet.
farewell, my coz.
benvolio
sup dude u have v-g-n- poisoning.
when a male ditches his friends and family over a v-g-n- because he has been poisoned by said v-g-n-. symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of v-g-n-‘s ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new v-g-n- is. although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from v-g-n- poisoning. almost all cases of v-g-n- poisoning have been sp-wned by a succubus.
q: why hasn’t john returned my texts and why is he still seeing laura after she cheated on him?
a: he has v-g-n- poisoning.
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