vagina pudding
the mixture that forms when a guy mixes his c-m with the blood from a girl’s period
duuuuude…. last night lola was on her period so i had her put a cup under her vag to collect her blood. once it was half full, i came in the cup and we made v-g-n- pudding.
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this certain item is when the ups guy comes inside your house and sh-ts on your floor. now why the h-ll would he do that? becuase of v-g-n- pudding! buy it at your nearest vagi-mart. no need to use the b-tthole anymore! v-g-n- pudding puts your v-g-n- to the test!
also used when a man sh-ts into the v-g-n- of a woman.
“hey man i heard that ups guy sh-t on your floor.”
“who cares, i use v-g-n- pudding too.”
“hey did you give mary a v-g-n- pudding yet?”
“no, the dumb b-tch went to a f-cking barn and had a baby named jesus. i think i’ll give jesus a v-g-n- pudding when he is about 33 and has no idea who i am.”
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