Vagina Reset


getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on and away from the power of the former p-n-s.

having s-x with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

giving you someone new and more recent to remember having s-x with than your ex.
girl: i don’t think i will respond to anybody like i did him…
girl’s friend: please girl you just need to get yourself a v-g-n- reset with another p-n-s, best cure in the world

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