vagina-safe
the condition of a male’s (or female’s) fingernails after clipping, filing or otherwise manicuring, enabling them to explore or stimulate a woman’s v-g-n- without tearing, ripping, scratching, surgically removing the cl-toris, or otherwise causing discomfort.
her: holy sh-t! that hurt. what did you stick in there – a broken bottle?
him: sorry. it’s my fingernails. i haven’t had a manicure for a while.
her: well don’t put them back in there till they’re v-g-n–safe.
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