Vagina Satchel
the fat pouch above the vag that resembles a satchel, viewable when an overweight woman wears her pants too tight, paired with a short shirt.
while people watching:
girl: ewww all i could see was her v-g-n- satchel!
guy: what’s that?
girl: the fat pouch above the vag!
guy: gross!
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