Vagina Smother
when a chick uses her ginormous beef curtains and smothers you, with her v-g-n-, so that you are unable to breathe. it is very uncomfortable and may lead to death.
dude 1-did you hear what happened to dave over the weekend??
dude 2-no, what happened??
dude 1-some chick v-g-n- smothered him while he was eatin’ her out. he couldn’t breathe and now he hates v-g-n-s.
dude 2-that’s harsh man.
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