vagina weight
a large metallic ball used to weigh down and essentially work out the v-g-n-l muscles in order to increase c-ck takeage.
i found my mom’s v-g-n- weight and the smell of it reminded me of that time i tasted my golden retriever’s seminal fluids.
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when a female wears such a short skirt that a view of her v-g-n- occurs periodically. “bro, that girl’s v-g-n- winked at me all night from the dance floor”
- Vagipotamus
a water mammal indegenous to africa. a wrinkly, musty, dry v-g-n-. the tour guide gestured to the tourist’s right and pointed out a vagipotamus.
- vagtoeses
dirty vag. nasty b-tch. loose vag. ugly b-tch. look at that vagtoeses over there.
- vaguarity
vagueness as far as planning went, they were guilty of the most horrendous vaguarity.
- vag vault
the female version of c-ck blocking. “this chick really wanted to get with me, but i had to vag vault her, i had ish to do, no time for s-x.” “wow, she totally got vag vaulted, serves her right for being too antsy.” “to vag vault or not, that is the question.”