vagina wig
on the l word jenny gets a bad review from curve magazine writer stacy merkin. jenny visits the curve magazine office and refers to stacy merkin as a “v-g-n- wig.” what exactly is a v-g-n- wig?
a v-g-n- wig, also known as a merkin, (hence the stacy merkin reference) is exactly as the name implies, a wig worn over the pubic area. according to wikipedia, merkins were worn by prost-tutes beginning in the 1600s after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis.
shane (while facing stacy merkin): are you the v-g-n- wig?
the new c-nt
holy f— your such a v-g-n- wig
a soft chunk of hair that can be attached to one’s pubic area via. elastic straps or hair glue.
yo girl! i can see your v-g-n- wig…
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